Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Kung Fu Chefs

Region: China
Year: 2010
My rating: 1 out of 10 (It would've been better if it hadn't been made)

I watched this because Vanness is in it. I was hoping to see something good with him in it, but this one is another strike. With Star Runner and the other one he was in (Kung Fu Fighter?), this makes a strike out.

It's painfully weak on comedy and pitifully weak with emotions. I don't think it's the fault of the actors, either--it just wasn't written into the script.

If you are a fan of cooking and love Iron Chef, maybe you'll like this, but you'd be better off just watching Iron Chef.

What I really want to see Vanness do is a romantic film. In the short shots in this film where he and the leading woman were hanging out, he was so sweet. And at the end, he is standing with the woman in a way that is deeply sexy. In his own music video, Never Let You Go, he is cute at first when he meets a girl and then he burns up the dance floor with his sexy, sick moves. He's got two great qualities--he's sweet and he's sexy.

Recently, he's been trying to create a more mature image with his devil snip of a beard on his chin and his boring hair cut. He is at least 10 times hotter with a clean-shaven face and styled, shiny shag hair like he was when he had on tour in 2007-2008. Tssss~hawt!

Vanness! Do a romantic film! You don't need to kick ass, just hug and play, and kiss a bit man!